Hospital stays are never pretty – even if the results are. All anyone wants to do is go home, but then what is there to look forward to? A boring, uncomfortable recovery, lying in bed or shuffling around an empty space, staring at flowers that are looking about as wilted as the patient feels. Send some comfort to that sick friend and put a smile on their face at the same time. Our get-well gift includes goodies to soothe sore spots and frayed nerves, as well as reading material that is sure to divert attention from the patient’s woes to celebrity ones. Let them decide what to do with the bed pan.